Hi Ddgrgirl,
Welcome to the Forum, and the fabulous world of Loonerism, from me in England! :-)
You may enjoy the following link:
http://www.geocities.com/pmcoz/Analysis/theories.htm
It's all about balloon fetishism. :-) if it doesn't work, then e-mail me, and I'll send you the full document back as an MS Word file.
Should you have any queries, questions or just want to say "Hello" you can e-mail me at:
thepizzapooch AT tiscali DOT co DOT uk