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Date: 11:44:21 on Tuesday, June 09, 2009
Name: 
anonymous handle
Subject: Parking Tickets
*Parking Tickets*
The other day I went downtown to run a few errands. I went into the local Coffee shop for a snack. I was only there for about 5 minutes,
and when I came out, there was this cop writing out a parking ticket.
I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break'?
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
His sensitivity annoyed me, so I called him a 'Nazi.'
He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for having worn tires.
So I proceeded to call him a 'doughnut eating Gestapo...'
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him a moron in blue.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I talked back to him the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't really care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had one of those bumper stickers that said, 'Obama in '08.'
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. The doctor tells me that it's important to my health.
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