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Date: 11:13:47 on Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Name: Moticon1 Laughter Is The Best Medicine
Subject: ~KIDS~


A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs
in their bedroom. 'You
know what?' says the 6 year old. 'I
think it's about time we started cussing.
The 4 year old nods his head in approval.
The 6 year old continues, 'When
we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm
gonna say something with hell
and you say something with ass...' The 4
year old agrees with enthusiasm.
When the mother walks into the kitchen and
asks the 6 year old what
he wants for breakfast, he replies, 'Aw,
hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some
Cheerios.'
WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles
across the kitchen floor,
gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes
out, with his mother in hot
pursuit, slapping his rear with every step.
His mom locks him in his room and shouts,
'You can stay there until I let
you out!'
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the
4 year old and asks with a
stern voice, 'And what do YOU want for
breakfast, young man?'
I don't know, he blubbers, 'but you
can bet your fat ass it won't be
Cheerios!

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